Provide a Caption - Week 9 (FINALIZED)

Congratulations to Mr. Easthope. His entry was comprehensive in content, true in form, and accurate on every level. He is now the proud owner of a Club for Growth T-Shirt. If you are jealous of Mr. Easthope, you can satisfy your urge for Club apparel by going to the CFG Gift Shop. Since we are a non-profit group, all merchandise is available at cost. As for Mr. Hubbard, the runner up, we are always attracted to poems, especially ones that equate donkeys with Party-Switching, French-Loving, potential First Ladies. The Winning Caption I'm the perfect liberal...my huge ears suggest I am overly sensitive to criticism, my big head says I am self-absorbed, my small body says I am bereft of ideas, my short feet suggests I am always on shaky ground, and my name...well...you get the picture. David Easthope New York, NY Club Member Since June 2001 Runner Up Ms. Heinz, a cheeky old lass Had a truly magnificent ass Not botoxed and pink As we might possibly think It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass. Mike Hubbard Washington, DC Club Member since June 2004