The Winning Caption
Deep Thoughts by Vanessa Kerry: "Oh gosh, how long is he going to go on and on and on? Why are democrats so boring? Maybe I shouldn't have worn these pearls. I wonder if I look too much like Madonna during her "Like a Virgin" years? I'm showing my age. Those stupid Bush twins always look so cute. I hate them. Is he still talking? I should recommend to Al that he needs to have his hair done by dad's stylist. He could really use a makeover. I wish Ben were here. Hmmmm...ok, wake up Vanessa, wake up! Look interested, look intelligent. Maybe we should have put more signs up, yeah...that would have made things more interesting. Oh, who am I kidding, our graphic design team is soooo 70s. I wonder if Wendy's still serves breakfast after 10:30, I'm starving..."
Sally Myers
Club Member since July 2004
Posted by Andrew Roth on November 3, 2004 12:46 PM
(Source URL: http://www.clubforgrowth.org/2004/11/provide_a_caption_week_19_fina.php)